Family Bond Advocate Prints

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Model Building

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Love for the family

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I bet you miss your brother."

Three happy men

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

For the Children

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Remember, technically, it's not lying if you tell your mother I was teaching you how to drive."

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'Is this a bad time to discuss the birds and the bees.'