Family Bond Seeker Prints

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Model Building

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'Great teamwork Joey!'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Love for the family

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I bet you miss your brother."

Three happy men

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

A Close Call

The gift of a family Christmas

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'Is this a bad time to discuss the birds and the bees.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Diplomacy - Junior grade: 'I'll never be Albert Einstein, Dad, but I'll always be your friend.'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'