Family Bond Seeker Pillows

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Model Building

'Great teamwork Joey!'

Love for the family

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Three happy men

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"I bet you miss your brother."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

A Close Call

The gift of a family Christmas

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

'Is this a bad time to discuss the birds and the bees.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."