Bond Seeker Pillows

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Do kids eat free?"

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

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