Investment Seeker Pillows

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Your proposal was second to none. We went with none.'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

' A good idea '

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Breakthrough

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

AI Safety Officer

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."