Family Bond Appreciator Prints

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Model Building

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

A Mom and Pop Operation

"I bet you miss your brother."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

Three happy men

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Creative right?'

The gift of a family Christmas

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

'Is this a bad time to discuss the birds and the bees.'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'