Bondage Appreciator Prints

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Minor Surgery

'Anything else need tying up?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"Well there's a script and a baddie right there!..."

Perpetual Motion.

The Battle of Life - Part the First

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'