Bondage Appreciator Pillows

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Daniel Craig.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Minor Surgery

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Anything else need tying up?'

"My wife wants a perfume that'll make her irresistable. What have you got that smells like bourbon and cigars?"

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

Perpetual Motion.

"Well there's a script and a baddie right there!..."

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'