Bondage Curious Pillows

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

World Cup Fever

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Medical Supplies

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"If you need anything just wink."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

Daniel Craig.

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

It's from your private medical insurance.

"Well there's a script and a baddie right there!..."