Bandage Collectors Prints

Minor Surgery

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"If you need anything just wink."

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Beer Sergeant.

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'