Bandage Collectors Gifts

Minor Surgery

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Medical Supplies

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"If you need anything just wink."

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Beer Sergeant.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'