Bandage Buddies Gifts

Boys in bandages.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"If you need anything just wink."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Anything else need tying up?'

Minor Surgery

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

It's from your private medical insurance.

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

Carbon Dating Agency

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'