Bandage Humorists Gifts

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Basketball injuries.

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"If you need anything just wink."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Anything else need tying up?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

It's from your private medical insurance.

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

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