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'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

It's from your private medical insurance.

'How funny, you've got a pimple on your nose.'

'How's Mr. lazy bones today?'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

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"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

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'Does my bum look big in this?'

"If you need anything just wink."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

Greece

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

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