Bandage Artist Gifts

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'He IS sorry! See, now he doesn't want you to leave!'

"Papi, I cut my finger."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

World Cup Fever

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Medical Supplies

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"If you need anything just wink."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Minor Surgery

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'We may as well make use of you.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

It's from your private medical insurance.

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

Carbon Dating Agency

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'