Bandage Connoisseurs Gifts

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

World Cup Fever

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Medical Supplies

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"If you need anything just wink."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"If your tie's too big I can always take it back."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Minor Surgery

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

'We may as well make use of you.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."