Bondage Enthusiast Gifts

"Actually, it was my accountant who suggested I should get into stocks and bonds."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

50 Year Celebrations.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Medical Supplies

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"If you need anything just wink."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

Daniel Craig.

'Anything else need tying up?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

Inside a trader's brain.

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'