Bondage Enthusiast Gifts

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Medical Supplies

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"If you need anything just wink."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'We may as well make use of you.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

Inside a trader's brain.

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"