Bonding Enthusiasts Gifts

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

A child interrupting family prayers

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'It's more festive-looking!'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'Nice bling!'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Three happy men

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

Sean Connery

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

Inside a trader's brain.