Bond Enthusiast Gifts

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'Be careful, Ed, those growth bond funds are extremely aggressive.'

Daniel Craig.

"Well there's a script and a baddie right there!..."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'It's happened ... the tax free municipal bonds are now heavily taxed.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

50 Year Celebrations.

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

James Bond: Senior Years.

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Love for the family

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"I bet you miss your brother."

Three happy men

Ian Fleming

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"Bacon-Kevin Bacon."

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

Sean Connery