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"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'Be careful, Ed, those growth bond funds are extremely aggressive.'

"Well there's a script and a baddie right there!..."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'It's happened ... the tax free municipal bonds are now heavily taxed.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Love for the family

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Three happy men

"I bet you miss your brother."

Ian Fleming

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

Sean Connery

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

Inside a trader's brain.

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"