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"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"There's nothing wrong with saying hi to a girl you might not know. People can be friend, more than you think."

"I've decided we need to spend some quality time together, son. SO I'm taking you along to happy hour."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

D.I.Y with dad.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Love for the family

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

GLOO!

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

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"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

Three happy men

"I bet you miss your brother."

Ian Fleming

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."