Family Bond Enthusiast Gifts

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

I love my brother!

Love for the family

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"You're like son to me, Rudy."

'Thanks for coming, you're the best parents ever.'

Three happy men

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

A child interrupting family prayers

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Model Building

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'I've turned into my mother.'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"I bet you miss your brother."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."