Family Bond Enthusiast Gifts

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

I love my brother!

Love for the family

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"You're like son to me, Rudy."

'Thanks for coming, you're the best parents ever.'

Three happy men

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

A child interrupting family prayers

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Model Building

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'I've turned into my mother.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

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"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"I bet you miss your brother."