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Chub Chub!

A child interrupting family prayers

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Love for the family

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'I've turned into my mother.'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"I bet you miss your brother."

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Three happy men

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

A Close Call

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."