Family Bonds Buff Gifts

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Model Building

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"Sorry, I can't explain why, when interest rates rise, bond prices fall."

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Three happy men

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

A Close Call

The gift of a family Christmas

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"