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"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Model Building

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

Love for the family

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

"Sorry, I can't explain why, when interest rates rise, bond prices fall."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

Three happy men

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

A Close Call

"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

The gift of a family Christmas

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"