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"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

A child interrupting family prayers

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Love for the family

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Three happy men

"I bet you miss your brother."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

A Close Call

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.

"Dad, sparklers are for kids!"

Diplomacy - Junior grade: 'I'll never be Albert Einstein, Dad, but I'll always be your friend.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

Young man, what have I told you about texting during family dinnertime?