Bond Aficionado Gifts

Inside a trader's brain.

'Stop referring to our junk bonds as trash bonds.'

Brian tried the old 007 pick-up line. 'Smith, Brian Smith!' 'Dead,Drop Dead!'

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

James Bond: Senior Years.

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Love for the family

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

"I bet you miss your brother."

Ian Fleming

Three happy men

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Daniel Craig.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Sean Connery

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'