Bond Devotee Gifts

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

You're the olive in my martini

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Love for the family

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

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"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

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Three happy men

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

Sean Connery

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

Inside a trader's brain.