Bond Believer Gifts

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

William Shakespeare

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

"Well there's a script and a baddie right there!..."

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

'What's a good diet for athletes?'