Animal Bond Believer Gifts

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Nightmares

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'Made your point.'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Today's Sermon: Is There Really A Dog?

"You're not a goat person?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"We never spoon anymore."

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Man and dog both have leashes.

"I'm getting so old my dead friends are going to wonder where I am."

Rabbits popping out of holes on a hillside.

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

Hay-loes

"They need to get help for their separation anxiety."

A man and his dog glued to their phones

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

Doggy Heaven

"I'm thinking of taking up lip reading."

"Holy moley!"