Bovine Believer Gifts

Hay-loes

Ghost School.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"They’re real."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Pull the udder one

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

The Bullish World

It was an impulse buy.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Learning from economics

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

COW. JUST COW.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Why stocks go up forever.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

"It's shrinkflation!"