Bovine Believer Gifts

Hay-loes

Ghost School.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"They’re real."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

The Bullish World

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

It was an impulse buy.

Learning from economics

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Why stocks go up forever.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

COW. JUST COW.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"It's shrinkflation!"