Animal Kingdom Believer Gifts

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Want the wings as an appetizer?

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Food chain.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"What should I say this is about?"

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"