Animal Kingdom Admirer Gifts

'I'm screwed.'

Fish being eaten, thinking 'Never look back.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'All the same, our dinosaur ancestors once ruled the world... small comfort that is.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Sure, they're on top of the food chain, but I don't envy them: They're either at school or at work all their lives...'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'No wonder we have to eat so many bamboo shoots: My science teacher says they have very little nutritional value...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It's a laugh, innit.'

"Mother Nature is fantastic....and there is Mother Fox with her babies, their little faces covered with the blood of a hare they just caught and ripped to pieces!"

"I didn't know this was an ape bar. For the record, I'm not simian."

"Well, here's some good news: Eagles are making a real comeback around here!"

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Voracious appetite.'

"Just my luck, she wants to kiss me just as the mating season is starting!"

"Well, whatever it is, it has an amusing will to live."

Bird is eaten by giant fish.

"He's hesitating! I told you guys there was safety in numbers!"

"'Thou shalt not kill'....Well, does that ring a bell?"

"It's slow everywhere right now. For crying out loud, Boris, it's shark week."

Want the wings as an appetizer?

"I hereby declare that from now on, every food must be served in a lettuce cup."

"So then you're NOT mad at me?"

"The wolf shall dwell with the lamb, the leopard shall lie down with the goat.' Hey, kinda like us!"

"This meeting was called in order to discuss the meat. It has been pointed out that there is no more meat. A motion has been made to fight over the bones."

"I was just thinking about you!"

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Spring Summit; The first robin meets the First Cat.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."