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Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Uh ho, looks like the hyenas have invited themselves to dinner again. And I bet they haven't brought wine!'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'...run that by me again...I'm ADOPTED !?!'

Honey, hurry up, the baby-sitter's here...

'The dogs are catching up to us.'

"Well son, it all began when your Mother and I decided to visit the local 'SeaLife Centre'..."

"She's my bitch."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"The hyenas started it."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap