Animal Kingdom Enthusiasts Gifts

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'Uh ho, looks like the hyenas have invited themselves to dinner again. And I bet they haven't brought wine!'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'...run that by me again...I'm ADOPTED !?!'

Honey, hurry up, the baby-sitter's here...

'The dogs are catching up to us.'

"Well son, it all began when your Mother and I decided to visit the local 'SeaLife Centre'..."

"She's my bitch."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"