Animal Kingdom Aficionados Gifts

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

So much for a traditional funeral.

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Check out the old dude.'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Thug life on safari.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.