Animal Kingdom Fans Gifts

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

The nice thing about being a turtle is I always get to work at home.

'I told you to stop bragging about being king of the forest, now the hippo's decided he's emperor of the watering hole.'

Doug's attacking days were over, but he still had his memories..and his trophy case.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Happy birthday Darling!

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"