Bovine Believers Gifts

"Holy moley!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'I love you guys!'

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

COW. JUST COW.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'You two, sort it out!'

"It's shrinkflation!"

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'