Bovine Believers Gifts

"Holy moley!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

It was an impulse buy.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'I love you guys!'

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

COW. JUST COW.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'You two, sort it out!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

"It's shrinkflation!"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'