Beef Bits Believers Gifts

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

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'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"Got any new monster trucks?"

The art of fishing.

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"They're a little tight."

"Nobody believes in me."