Buffet Believers Gifts

"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Am Awful Crammer.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

Buffet - now glutton free.

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

All You Can Eat

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty