Buffet Champion Gifts

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Am Awful Crammer.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Sinking Sand

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

S. S. All You Can Eat

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

Bowl Games.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Buffet - now glutton free.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"