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All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Am Awful Crammer.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Happy hour.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Devilled Eggs

S. S. All You Can Eat

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Bowl Games.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."