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Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner.

Chez Nous Menu

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Sinking Sand

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

S. S. All You Can Eat

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."