Buffet Strategist T-Shirts

Celebrate the buffet master in style! Our fun t-shirts feature witty sayings and artistic designs that any buffet strategist would love to wear. Perfect for casual days or food events.

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Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner.

Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner. mockup

Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner.

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Chez Nous Menu

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Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30. mockup

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

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"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

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Little league world series of poker. mockup

Little league world series of poker.

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade." mockup

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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To do before Saturday...

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You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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'Men order. . . women shop.'

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Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat! mockup

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

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"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits." mockup

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

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'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?' mockup

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

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Jeff's Smorgasbord

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Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps. mockup

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

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"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet." mockup

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

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'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?' mockup

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

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'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.' mockup

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

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'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.' mockup

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

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"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET." mockup

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

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Happy hour.

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Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you. mockup

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

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'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.' mockup

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

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"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean." mockup

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

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"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related." mockup

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

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"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip." mockup

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

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"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts." mockup

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

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Sinking Sand

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'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.' mockup

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

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All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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'Your first cruise then, mate?'

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S. S. All You Can Eat

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Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

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PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough! mockup

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

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"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

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"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?" mockup

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

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Buffet Strategist T-Shirts Collection

Buffet Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and creative mugs perfect for buffet strategists who love to start their day with a smile.

Buffet Strategist Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillow to add personality and comfort to the space of any buffet enthusiast and strategist.

Buffet Strategist Prints

Browse our colorful and clever prints that celebrate the art of buffet planning, ideal for decorating the home or office of a creative foodie.