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'This must be the place.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Am Awful Crammer.

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

S. S. All You Can Eat

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Doggy Bites

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

All You Can Eat

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

Casino. All you can eat buffet. Now here's a game where I can beat the house!

"Start Sucking!"