Buffet Browsers T-Shirts

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Obsession with the Internet.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Customer Convention

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Face Painting.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

S. S. All You Can Eat

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

Bowl Games.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."