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"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Happy hour.

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'Just look'in'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

Bowl Games.

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

Buffet - now glutton free.

All You Can Eat

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"Start Sucking!"

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."