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"A table near the salad bar."

'The give you too much bread here. . . Now I;m full before my dinner has even come!'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

French Early Bird

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Happy hour.

'How was the squid?'

Sinking Sand

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."