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Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Diner.

La Table

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

I wish I'd had the review.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Holiday Supplies

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.