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'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Diner.

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

STD Clinic Canteen: 'I'll pass on the spotted dick!'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

La Table

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'