International Dessert Explorer T-Shirts

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Diner.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Ice Cream Dreams.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Shark infested custard!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Pie Filling Reader

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."