International Dessert Explorer Pillows

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Diner.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Shark infested custard!

Pie Filling Reader

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.

"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"